Tuesday, August 4, 2009

TOP Ten baby boomer horn band cover tunes: By Al Carlos

10. You’ve got to Fiber-fize.

9. Attitude dentures.

8. Sparkling in the bed pan.

7. Can’t stand to see the slaughter, and still can’t find my teeth.

6. Oakland’s own, in the old folk’s home.

5. What is hip replacement?

4. So very, very, very hard to go.

3. It’s not a crime, its if you have gout.

2. You ought to be having corns.

1. Back on the sheets again.