Friday, October 23, 2009

TOP Ten things security people hate about Tower Of Power fans: By Al Carlos

10. By the time we get to the gig we have worked ourselves up into an Oakland Raider nation frame of mind. 9. Specially trained Latinas can fling a slipper from the cheap seats and hit Security right between the eyes.
8. Once we start dancing, a swinging middle aged booty becomes a lethal weapon.
7. It is hard to tell the real convicted felons, from the computer geeks that look like them.
6. We always insist on being frisked.
5. If Emilo tells us to stand up and dance, we stand the funk up, wish security would say something.
4. Even the Church folk got attitude.
3. If I wanna sing, I’m gonna sing, don’t matter if I know the right words or not.
2. Always tell them, “If you want to break my camera take a picture of your Mama”.
1. Security is only in the mind of the observer.