10.Gets to choose the next alumni to come back. 9. Told, Age is a state of mind, and if you don't mind, it don't matter. 8. They get a big fat roadie to warm up his stool. 7. Horn section blows out his candles and straightens his hair at the same time. 6. He has to buy his own cake, but, they give a receipt twice it’s value so he can write it off. 5. No piƱata this year, last year DG hit it 16,000 times in the first minute. 4. They make local crew workers sing you Happy Birthday in German. 3. Everyone must keep a straight face when he says paradiddle. 2. Press Release indicates the band is over 40 therefore DG joined the band when he was 10. 1. No Jug wine with lunch or Box wine with dinner. |