Saturday, December 19, 2009

TOP Ten reasons Santa Claus wants to avoid Oakland By Al Carlos

10.He gets slay jacked and they spray paint his rig Radiers silver and black.

9. The naughty outnumber the nice 700,000 to 1.

8. The Hell’s Angels motorcycle club thinks he is one of theirs, and get him wasted in the club house on Foothill Blvd.

7. They use chimneys for roasting nuts.

6. Every time he parks on a roof he accidentally runs over someone hiding from OPD.

5. Anyone who wears that much red is considered gang affiliated.

4. The pit bulls find the reindeer attractive and attempt to date them.

3. What he does is technically considered a Fly By and subject to helicopter persuit.

2. Mrs.Clause suspects sugar Mamas.

1. His catch phrase; Ho, Ho, Ho is always taken out of context.