TOP Ten things band members do during a storm By Al Carlos

10.Designate a weave-wig catcher.

9. Horn section is not intimidated and threatens to blow back.

8. Attach a huge rubber band to Doc’s hat.

7. Make sure women with skinny legs not dance next to open windows.

6. Drink gallons of bottled Kool Aid.

5. Write songs for wind instruments.

4. Turn valve trombones into snow blowers.

3. Warn Larry not to shave his head outdoors.

2. Practice not laughing at fan hairdos when they do arrive.

1. Prepare to Oakland Stroke with Rocco's Bass as an oar.