Thursday, December 16, 2010

TOP Ten reasons Santa wants to avoid Oakland By Al Carlos

10. He always gets slay jacked and they spray paint his rig silver and black.

9. The naughty outnumber the nice 757,000 to 1.

8. The Hell’s Angels motorcycle club thinks he is one of theirs, and get him wasted in the club house on Foothill Blvd.

7. Those who have chimneys can afford to buy their own presents.

6. Every time he parks on a roof he accidentally runs over someone hiding from OPD.

5. Anyone who wears that much red is considered gang affiliated.

4. The pit bulls find the reindeer attractive and attempt to date them.

3. Everytime he yells Ho, Ho, Ho he gets sued for sexual harrassment.

2. Santa don't want no Baby Mama, drama...

1. Warrants.