TOP Ten ways a horn band fan can Funkafize a Christmas party:By Al Carlos

10.Hand out presents stolen from jackets in the coat room.

9. Test out your new reed by blowing bubbles in the egg nog.

8. Stuff the mistletoe into a bong.

7. “Knock yourself out” interpretive dance.

6. Ask people if they want to see your fish trap.

5. Yell OAKLAND WHAT! Every few minutes for no apparent reason.

4. Try to out drink a Canadian hockey fan.

3. Put on SoulRadioOnline.com and crank it.

2. A line of CPA’s doing air sax with umbrellas.

1. Call everybody “Broham”.