TOP Ten signs it’s too cold for horn band to play by: Al Carlos

10.Trombone players golf balls are blue.

9. Knocking knees sound like castanets in the monitors.

8. Snow shoes instead of house shoes backstage.

7. B 3 player needs an electric blanket to keep his organ warm.

6. Walt Disney sits in.

5. Crew members pole dancer girlfriends stuck at work.

4. If places keep freezing over the DVD and the new website may be released.

3. Turning to Middle Eastern religions just for the headware.

2. Fans stand in the spit zone to dry off frozen eyebrows.

1. Funkscicles.