Thursday, February 12, 2009

TOP Ten differences between Star Wars Fans and Horn Band Fans by: Al Carlos

10. OB-1 – On the one…

9. The force be with you – The funk be in you.

8. 3 CPO – 3 See their old PO, (Probation Officer)

7. R2-D2- Are you Drunk too?

6. Stand in lines for days- Did lines for days.

5. Darth Vader- Oakland Raider.

4. Light Sabers- Straight Razors.

3. Chewbacca- Ju Mama.

2. Luke, I’m your Father- Luke, I’m not your Father, because your Mother is too ugly, and I’ve never been that toasted.

1. Hans Solo- Horn solo.