TOP Ten things, Tower of Power band members do on the plane home from Japan: By Al Carlos

10. Putting rice balls in the pantry.

9. Guess what’s under Doc hat now?

8. Rehearse complicated Asian dance moves on the way to the restroom.

7. Dice game in the galley.

6. Begin singing “150, 000 bottles of Sake on the wall”.

5. Asking folks, “Is that a Katana or are you just happy to see me?”

4. Getting used to not using the town name “Fukuoka” as a predicate normative.

3. Rewrite Knock, replace it with Kabuki Yo self out, San.

2. Regret wearing the Sumo underwear.

1. Have to wear an eye patches because tried to use chop sticks on the bullet train.