Monday, July 13, 2009

TOP Ten things to do when a fight happens at a Horn Band gig: By Al Carlos

10.Punch your Brother/Sister in law, you may never get a chance again.

9. When is doubt, knock them out.

8. Betting is allowed in Las Vegas and New Jersey.

7. Girl fights should be stopped immediately after a half hour.

6. Do not sing to sober people with badges.

5. True fans can beat someone down with one hand while not spilling a drop of beer.

4. Any money that falls out of pockets is designated for a Fat Burger after the gig.

3. If someone drops a cell phone call Iran and leave it roaming.

2. Head butt anyone wearing a sweater.

1. Like we say in Oakland, “Don’t start nothing, there won’t be nothing”.