TOP Ten signs you need a Tower of Power, Soul Vaccination By: Al Carlos

10.Prance around the house in PJ's playing trombone parts with a toilet plunger.

9. You hear TOP music in stores and can't stop doing the splits.

8. Plan your vacation around tour schedule knowing that your spouse may file charges.

7. Started watching Lawrence Welk rearranging the horn parts in your head.

6. Family does an intervention, you mock them by getting "Down on My knees".

5. You work the word “Boogalate” into every conversation.

4. Wear an Oakland Raider jersey over your business suit for work.

3. Took a bus to Oakland, just to get beer poured on you and slapped around.

2. Did a life size BBQ rib sculpture of DG’s drum kit in the garage.

1. If you don't know, you need to ask somebody.