TOP Ten ways we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in Oakland By Al Carlos

10. Lime Kool-Aid, Prom dresses and Eye shadow.

9. Corned beef and cabbage burritos.

8. Blame Leprechauns for all purse snatchings.

7. Green eggs and spam.

6. Female thugs are called Hoochiegans.

5. Sing to each other ”O’ Homie” "O' Homie, don't ya know me, know me...

4. Shamrocks instead of Crack rocks.

3. Kissing the Blarney stoned.

2. What starts as a parade, when one starts running, everybody starts running.

1. River dancing on the bottom, pop locking on the top.