TOP Ten ways we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in Oakland: By Al Carlos

10. Lime Kool-Aid.

9. Corned beef and cabbage burritos.

8. Blame Leprechauns for all purse snatchings.

7. Lucky Charms cereal for Supper.

6. Female thugs are called Hoochiegans.

5. Call each other ”O’ Homie”.

4. Shamrocks on the Ham hocks.

3. Kissing Barney stoned.

2. Perp walk parade down Broadway.

1. River dancing in house shoes at Eastmont mall.