Saturday, April 11, 2009

TOP Ten ways we celebrate Easter in Oakland:By Al Carlos

10.Everybody goes to church wearing their going to court clothes.

9. Easter Egg and biological Daddy hunt at Lake Merritt.

8. Rabbit stew.

7. Matching gloves and handbag sale (see # 8)

6. Baptist women with big hats, homeboys put down their Gats.

5. Baskets include Jimmy De Soto bail bond cupons.

4. A's fans make their kids decorate eggs to look like favorite players.

3. North Oakland Yuppies confuse Easter with Aunt Ester.

2. Offical start of “Who makes the best potato salad” season.

1. Oakland Raiders practice losing egg toss contests.